i know this college will treat me right
imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.
each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived
STOP RIGHT THERE
ahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!
the wedding photo hurts the most
I was not expecting that!
I don’t think anyone was expecting that!
I got one ;-;
Please? This looks fun
i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift
Let me be your:
7am morning fuck before you go to work
Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind
5pm cuddle after a long days work
11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day
2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”
Is this true ladies?
this is 100% true
Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?
Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:
And what about this:
Or even this as well:
So I ask who the hell is this:
Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.
Amen someone finally brought this out
i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch
smokin hot waldo
NO WONDER WHY EVERYONE TRYNA FIND WALDO GOD DAMN LEMME SIT ON YOUR FACE
THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER.
Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been.
I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious
people who say “melk” instead of milk
I say melk…
you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk
are you really going to beat up all of holland